Dead To Fall
Are You Serious? Lyrics

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Yo Logan, botgun that sheer!
Get the vibe goin' right in here.
Gotta write a jam. The one everyone wants to hear.

Crashing Flowing Swirling, Right from the Start
Except not with those lyrics, we already have a song about a shark!!!

OH SHIT! It's the death metal riff! I better sing about some face ripping, cat-raping bullshit!

Sit in my room and write about some brutal shit I know I'm never gonna do!

We gotta make it Thrash!
And make 'em bang their heads real fast
Make sure this song is really FUCKING STUPID!!!!

I think my vocals are pretty good so far, and I'm kinda ripped, so for this next part I'm gonna riff with the guitar.

2 minutes long, and fast as fuck!
This song is sick, but missing one part
OH yeah what is that?

We gotta get the kids, moving, circle pitting, and singing along.
I've got a really original idea, of how I think we should end this song!

END THIS SONG............WITH A FUCKING BREAKDOWN!!!

Shot through time
With one mission in mind
Man is on the brink of extinction

The computer must be destroyed

There I was shit out into a lazerworld
An ant to a cyber colossus
The last of the humankind
Neon sectors scream
The drone materializes before me

"Klaatu Anauj I Ram Barada Om Nikto"

WITH ONE SUPER-MASSIVE FIST
MANKIND WILL BE CRUSHED
MANKIND IS DOOMED

I speak your doomwords
"Klaatu Anauj I Ram Barada Om Nikto"

There was a GIANT COSMIC BOOM

The mayor of the future approached me
And shoved an orb into my head
The mayor of the future approached me
And declared me worthy

SONIC MECHANICAL WARFARE

Someone crank this shit and turn this room into a circle pit.
Go grab a beer, and take a hit to quell your fear.
Tonight is gonna be as much fun as we make it.
The party just started. OH SHIT! I'm already naked.

THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT

Empty cans on the floor.
Someone's head comes crashing through the door.
This party is really getting out of control.
The insides of the fridge are nailed to the wall.
Oh shit - That dude who lives here looks fucking pissed.

PAIN is all my head will feel when i wake up.
I DON'T CARE - So pour me out another fucking cup

THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
Let's get another case and stay up all fucking night.

SOMEONE THREW A BRICK INTO MY TV!
IT WASN'T US - We were all outside smoking trees.
WHERE'S MY PHONE?!!? I'm gonna call the fucking cops.
FUCK IT! I'M WAY TOO DRUNK - So let's all do another shot.

The night is ending 'cause the sun is comin' up.
Does anyone have a lighter to spark up these blunts?
The party was TOTALL Y INSANE!
I'm gonna pass out in the van.
Tomorrow - Let's do it again.

THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

Someone crank this shit and turn this room into a circle pit.
Go grab a beer, and take a hit to quell your fear.

Tonight is gonna be as much fun as we make it.
The party just started. OH SHIT! I'm already naked.

THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT

Empty cans on the floor.

Someone's head comes crashing through the door.
This party is really getting out of control.
The insides of the fridge are nailed to the wall.
Oh shit - That dude who lives here looks fucking pissed.

PAIN is all my head will feel when i wake up.
I DON'T CARE - So pour me out another fucking cup
THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE

Let's get another case and stay up all fucking night.
Listen up! Every single one of you kids listen up!
This party is out of fucking control!!
My mom is gonna kill me when she gets home!!
Are you serious?? WHAT THE FUCK?!

SOMEONE THREW A BRICK INTO MY TV!
IT WASN'T US - We were all outside smoking trees.
WHERE'S MY PHONE?!!? I'm gonna call the fucking cops.
FUCK IT! I'M WAY TOO DRUNK - So let's all do another shot.

The night is ending cuz the sun is comin' up.
Does anyone have a lighter to spark up these blunts?
The party was TOTALLY INSANE!
I'm gonna pass out in the van.
Tomorrow - Let's do it again.

THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
LET'S GET ANOTHER CASE AND STAY UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE

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